The Funniest Jokes about Angelina Jolies Feet

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Actress Angelina Jolie is best known for her award winning acting abilities and generous philanthropy.  However, Jolie’s feet have received quite a bit of their own attention over the years.  According to the website, “A Love Affair With Angelina Jolie’s Feet,” Jolie “is known to have very lovely size 8.5 feet,” and her feet and shoes have often been the subject of many photographs website posts.  Jolie’s feet loving fans have noted the impeccable care she takes of herself, including her feet, citing that during her pregnancy she even had some of her high heel shoes lowered to alleviate the pressure on her feet.  However, for every person that is in awe of Jolie’s “lovely” feet, there are several more who aren’t so complimentary.

In 2011, while posing barefoot for a Louis Vuitton ad, Jolie’s feet came under even more scrutiny.  The images of her bare feet led one website to pose the question “what’s up with her feet?” The article further commented that Jolie’s feet were distracting because they “are totally jacked and gigantic. It’s weird.” Fans quickly began choosing sides, with some defending her feet because “not everyone has size five fairy feet.”

Through it all, the Golden Globe winning actress has never directly addressed any of the negative comments towards her feet; but, she has said that she feels beautiful all the time, even while she is barefoot.  While most people may not understand why there is so much fuss over any pair of feet, the Internet has taken the shoeless images and ran with them.  Several Twitter users have turned Jolie’s famous feet into punchlines so perfect that she may even find herself laughing.  Here are the funniest jokes on Twitter about Angelina Jolie’s feet.

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https://twitter.com/Maryam_Barguthi/status/520944763357638656

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https://twitter.com/ItsBiancaEspada/status/487474154703433728

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Same thing that's wrong with the rest of her… RT @BreeDaAuraGod: lmfaooo wait whats wrong wit Angelina Jolie's feet pic.twitter.com/RXXpK3wuuK

— Jawn Mickens (@SKtheGawd) April 2, 2014

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Angelina Jolie doesn't get blisters on her feet. She gets a-listers.

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) February 25, 2014

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It's a good thing Angelina Jolie's legs are so long, because otherwise her feet wouldn't reach the ground. #Oscar

— jim emerson (@jeeemerson) February 27, 2012

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